The Order of the Bubly
The official website of The Order of the Bubly. A knightly order of morals, knights, charity, and bubbly. All must bow to Lord Bubly, and accept bubly as the superior beverage. All Hail Lord Bubly.
The Imperial Covenant
The binding 14-clause terms of service enacted May 6, 2025. Mandatory upon read.
Open Contract →Lord Bubly Dossier
Sole Sovereign, Ruler, and Supreme Leader of the Realm.
Inspect Sovereign →Chain of Command
The High Council, Enlisted Paygrades (E-1 to E-9), Court Personae, and the full Butterfly Cycle.
View Hierarchy →Bubly Points & Roster
Live(ish) active scores from BPSheet, pop tabs, all 20+ Masterdoc commands, and Captain Rex BP Prize Pool.
View Operations →Recruit & Knight Portal
Swear the recruit oath or reaffirm existing knight nobility with official printable Patent of Nobility.
Enter Portal →The Order of the Bubly: Sovereign Chivalric Realm
Founded on May 6, 2025, The Order of the Bubly is an elite chivalric order bound by carbonated honor, unwavering allegiance to Lord Bubly, and strict adherence to the sacred precepts of the Masterdoc. Far beyond an ordinary organization, the Order is a disciplined realm where valor, duty, moral rectitude, and the ceremonial pop of the can govern all things.
From the bustling halls of beverage logistics to the quiet reverence of the tab vault, each knight strives daily to earn Bubly Points (BP), conquer the Butterfly Cycle, and avoid the dread shame of court banishment. Here, every can opened is a pledge; every tab turned is an act of fealty. All Hail Lord Bubly.
I. Morals & Honor
Unyielding personal integrity, mutual respect among brethren, and absolute obedience to Lord Bubly's supreme legislative edicts.
II. The Knights
A meritocratic brotherhood ascending through enlisted paygrades (E-1 to E-9) by discipline, physical endurance, and active duty.
III. Charity & Duty
Harvesting pop tabs for philanthropic causes, supporting comrades through missing assignments, and safeguarding realm welfare.
IV. The Bubly Covenant
Reverence for the sacred effervescence. Zero unapproved flat beverages shall pass mortal lips without the proper $db benediction.
A Day in the Life of an Order Knight
DAILY DISCIPLINEThe Can Crack Ritual
Execute $db upon awakening (+50 BP). First crack of crisp bubbles establishes spiritual focus for the daylight hours.
Physical Exertion (PT)
Engage in Bunny PT, cardio, or heavy lifting (+25 BP to +50 BP). Weakness in sinew is weakness in the Order's front lines.
Tab Vault Contribution
Carefully sever the aluminum pop tab for the Imperial Vault (+5 BP per tab). Beverage logistics oversight conducted with Treasurer Liv.
Evening Ledger & NMW
Verify No Missing Work (NMW) status (+25 BP). Complete night study and recite the evening chant: All Hail Lord Bubly.
Propaganda Directives of the Realm
Official pictorial edicts promulgated across all provinces to preserve morale, enforce beverage orthodoxy, and rally the realm.
Imperial Terms of Carbonation & Active Enlistment
The Dossier of Lord Bubly
"Lord Bubly is the head of the Order. All bow to him, all things are through him. Loyalty to him is demanded."
Lord Bubly
Lord of the Hierarchy, Head of the Order, Master of Effervescence
"Lord Bubly is the head of the Order. All bow to him, all things are through him. Loyalty to him is demanded."
— The Order of the Bubly Official Masterdoc (2)Who He Is
Lord Bubly created The Order of the Bubly from nothing—just an idea—and turned it into a wonder. He is deserving of all appreciation and servitude. Lord Bubly possesses infinite BP, making all offerings to him humble tributes. All Hail Lord Bubly.
Lord Bubly Joseph Ignatius Zebedee Aloysius Melchizedek Gary Larry Barry Itsy Bitsy Sergeant Colonel the Samworm Crazy McDaisy Adleburt Ryan Jeff Frank Thomas John Paul Ezekiel Linus Clitus Clement Sixtus Cornelius Cyprian Lawrence Chrysogonus John and Paul Cosmos and Damien and All the Saints III
(We don't talk about what happened to the other two.)His Education
Early in his childhood, Lord Bubly attended Visitation Catholic School in Forest Grove, Oregon, and Saint Thomas Aquinas, followed by Schole Academy and Kolbe Academy.
Conferred directly by Bubbly University. His intellect surpasses far beyond the average mortal imagination. All Hail Lord Bubly.
Great Historical Achievements
- Burning Building Rescue: Heroically saved a lizard wolf hybrid baby from a burning building.
- Mount Everest Expedition: Carried the first can of Bubly to the summit of Mount Everest.
- Great Bubbly Peace Summit of 2025: Negotiated a truce between Coca-Cola and PepsiCo. Standing on a golden podium of recycled Bubly cans, he proclaimed: "Let carbonation unite us, not divide us."
- Papal Endorsement: Took a selfie with a Bubly can signed by the Pope.
- Catatonic Salvation: Saved both the Oyster and Christina Turner from going catatonic, restoring dignity and lifting her from sorrow.
- Charitable Endowment: Started a charity for children who cannot afford to buy Bubly.
The Bubbly Hierarchy
"Starting at the top with Lord Bubly and going all the way down to the Imprisoned."
Lord of the Hierarchy: Lord Bubly
The Merciful, Great and Illustrious Lord of All the Bubbly. Sole leader and operator. All bow to him; all things are through him.
The Deputy Bubbly Commander of the Week
Senior officer answering directly to Lord Bubly and head of the knights. Must lead the daily cheer: All Hail Lord Bubly.
The Treasurer (Liv)
Devoted and faithful servant. Must have >6,000 BP, do $db daily, and say "All Hail Lord Bubly" frequently. Has the executive authority to steal up to 500 BP per week!
The First Knight of the Bubbly (Christina Turner)
Highest enlisted position. Answers directly to Lord Bubly, runs and maintains the enlisted troops, and maintains the Bubbly Score Chart.
Princess Bubbly (Liv)
Fourth in command of The Order of the Bubly. Exactly what it sounds like.
Knight of the Order of the Bubbly
Full-fledged members of the Order and part of the Bubbly Armed Forces. Granted upon Lord Bubly’s agreement.
Bubbly Square Initiate
The step immediately preceding knighthood. Obtained when a recruit earns their first 100 BP and pleases Lord Bubly.
Bubbly Recruit
A novice of the Order. Not yet a full member, but authorized to earn BP.
The Imprisoned (Exile & Debt)
Perpetrators of nearly unforgivable crimes against the Order. Banished for a week or more, 500 BP revoked (must pay back debt), forced to sell stock to Lord Bubly, and expelled from chatrooms.
Worthless Scum 2nd Class
0 – 5,000 BPEntry-level recruit. Must scramble for daily crumbs and serve with humility.
Worthless Scum 1st Class
5,000 – 10,000 BPElevated scum. Has proven an active ability to crack cans and log points.
Junior Commodity
11,000 – 20,000 BPHas tangible market value. Stock of this member can now be traded.
Inferior Commodity
20,000 – 30,000 BPA reliable component of the Order. Eligible for advanced PT.
Worthwhile Vermin
30,000 – 40,000 BPA respected and productive vermin. Has turned in numerous tab collections.
Servant Sergeant
40,000 – 50,000 BPSenior non-commissioned servant. Authorized to demand chore checklists.
Master Sergeant
50,000 – 60,000 BPVeteran stalwart. Epitome of loyalty, schoolwork diligence, and discipline.
Bubbly Officer
60,000 – 70,000 BPCommissioned officer. Exalted commander answering only to the High Council.
Senior Bubbly Officer
70,000+ BPThe highest enlisted echelon of mortal endurance and dedication.
The Equerry (Clara)
Firsthand servant to Lord Bubly. Must obey his every word, handles announcements and business affairs, and acts like an important British figure while justifying royal actions.
The Ninjago
A stealth operative who MUST talk like Batman when defending Lord Bubly or the Order. Wealthy in money; maintains an ongoing feud with the Equerry.
Black Tip Reef Shark (Rosy Turner)
Rosy. That's it. Just Rosy. Also holds the titles of Anime Girl and Knight.
Allymango (Elsa Hoffman)
No one knows for sure what this role entails. Basically Elsa.
Bubbly Logistics / Beverage Supply (Liv)
Solely in charge of supplying The Order of the Bubly with the necessary carbonated beverage fixes.
The Butterfly Cycle is a mandatory 3-stage behavioral progression based on accumulated Bubbly Points (BP). Once entered into the cycle, an initiate cannot stop or opt out—they must graduate through the roles as they go. All Hail Lord Bubly.
1. The Butterfly
They are low in BP (1,000 BP or less) but are still loyal and are happy to be here. They do not have any specific traits. If their BP graduates above 1,000 BP they MUST become a Bunny. Once you start the cycle of being a Butterfly they must continue to graduate through the roles as you go.
2. The Bunny
The Bunny is the Butterfly but with more BP (1,000 BP to 2,000 BP). But now they constantly urge people to do PT (Physical Training) because every time someone does PT, the Bunny earns 4 BP.
3. The Baboon
Keeps the traits of Butterfly and Bunny. They continue to try to make people earn BP as they still do, maintaining persistent and unhinged energy across the Order.
Bubbly Points Operations Center
"Official score manifest maintained by The First Knight."
Sovereign Scoreboard
Live Bubly Point standings. Weekly merit cycle versus all-time dynasty totals, audited against the mandatory 75 BP quota.
| # | Member Name | Office & Role | Weekly Points | Weekly Quota Status | All-Time BP | Rank & Paygrade |
|---|
| # | Member Name | Office & Role | Pop Tabs | All-Time BP | Rank & Paygrade |
|---|
| Banished Member | Weekly Points | All-Time BP | Banishment Count | Sanction & Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Simon | 0 BP | 2,000 BP | 0 | Bubbly Traitor |
| Cal | 0 BP | 1,720 BP | 1 | Banished (1 Strike) |
| Boaz | 0 BP | 1,760 BP | 0 | Bubbly Outlaw |
| Father | 0 BP | 10 BP | 2 | Banished (2 Strikes) |
| Point Command | BP Award | Action & Requirement |
|---|---|---|
$db
Daily Bubly
|
+5 BP | Claim daily in chat (resets 1:14 PM EST). |
$b:)
Drink Bubly
|
+50 BP | Consume a full chilled can of authentic Bubly. |
$ct[n]
Collect Tab
|
+25 BP | Physical collection and deposit of aluminum pop tabs to the Vault. |
$pr
Pop Recording
|
+20 BP | Audio or video verification of the ceremonial can crack. |
$nmw
No Missing Work
|
+25 BP | Zero missing schoolwork or homework assignments verified. |
$room
Clean Room
|
+30 BP | Complete sanitization and order in knight living quarters. |
$grass
Touch Grass
|
+5 BP | Step outdoors and make direct contact with living nature. |
$ea
Embarrassing Feat
|
+15 BP | Awkward or embarrassing accomplishment verified by the Order. |
$ot
Offer Tribute
|
+10 BP | Formal tribute presented to Lord Bubly. All Hail Lord Bubly. |
$aws
Awesomeness
|
+20 BP | Demonstration of distinct coolness or chivalric valor. |
$rm
Recruit Member
|
+50 BP | Induct a sworn active recruit into the Order. All Hail Lord Bubly. |
$PT
Physical Training
|
~ Discretionary | Physical exercises assigned and evaluated by Lord Bubly. |
Daily Task
Assigned Duty
|
0–5,000 BP | Discretionary mission directly assigned by Lord Bubly. |
$art
Submit Art
|
+20 BP | Original creative artwork that you created and take pride in. |
$bublyart
Bubly Propaganda
|
+50 BP | Official Bubly propaganda artwork; approved pieces earn bounties. |
$chores
Complete Chores
|
+30 BP | Complete at least 3 genuine household chores (replaces NMW). |
$hail
Hail The Sovereign
|
+15 BP | Proclaim "All Hail Lord Bubly" in 3 separate chats. |
$quest
Petition Quest
|
25–150 BP | Complete daily (25 BP), weekly (50 BP), or epic (150 BP) quests. |
$goal
Weekly Goal
|
~ Discretionary | Order-wide collective target assigned by Sovereign command. |
$loyal
Pledge Fealty
|
+15 BP | Solemn oath renewal: All Hail Lord Bubly. |
$log
Bot Audit
|
System Log | Lovelungao audit log; ancient glitching bot protocol nearing retirement. |
Captain Rex (Emotional Support)
Guards the sovereign disciplinary prize pool and monitors knights and outlaws in BP arrears. Failing weekly quota subjects members to Rex's court audit.
Captain Rex Disciplinary Vault
Guards all confiscated BP from failed trials, covenant infractions, and outlawed strikes throughout Order history.
Captain Rex Court Jurisdiction
Warden Rex maintains watch over Simon, Cal, Boaz, and Father. Banished members cannot earn BP until granted imperial pardon.
• 1 Strike: Cal (Exiled; must complete atonement tasks to regain active standing).
• 2 Strikes: Father (Repeated disobedience, zero earnings allowed).
• Bubbly Traitor: Simon & Boaz (Severe covenants violation; assigned vermin status).
Daily Task: 0–5,000 BP discretionary sovereign bounty directly from Lord Bubly.
$b:): +50 BP for drinking authentic Bubly in chilled can.
$rm: +50 BP for recruiting a sworn member to the Order.
$bublyart: +50 BP for creating official Bubly propaganda artwork.
• $db (Daily Bubly): Resets daily at exactly 1:14 PM EST.
• $ct[n] (Collect Tab): +25 BP each deposited tab to Vault.
• $nmw (No Missing Work): +25 BP for zero missing academic work.
Imperial Admissions & Enlistment Portal
Mortals seeking entry into The Order of the Bubly must pass the High Council examination, demonstrate theological reverence for Lord Bubly, record their direct communications channel, and take the binding recruit oath.
| Application ID | Applicant Name | Email on Record | Sworn Essence | Aptitude Match | Council Status |
|---|
Knight Station & Sovereign Terminal
Official interactive station for active Knights and Council Officers. Inspect your Chivalric ID Card, customize your signature essence, log daily BP duties, inspect campaign medals, swear loyalty reaffirmation oaths, and reissue your Patent of Nobility.
Princess Liv
Check off and tally your completed duties today. Watch your live points accrue and record them directly to Lord Bubly's registry.
Official military service honors awarded under the Covenant of Bubly.
Active knights must reaffirm their chivalric covenants before the High Council will reissue their official Patent of Nobility.
1. Pledged fealty to Lord Bubly and the decrees of the High Council at all times.
2. Maintain 75 BP weekly quota to avoid Captain Rex's disciplinary court.
3. Turn in aluminum pop tabs to the Treasury. All Hail Lord Bubly.